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Old 02-17-2010, 04:21 PM   #1
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Default How about....A Prinnyful Play?

Well I came up with a play for the wonderful.....PRINNIES! It's not really meant to be acted out, I just thought a play style would be easier and more fitting. The events of the play(s) take place after Disgaea 2's story.

Episode 1
Why Dood?!

Cast
Prinpal(A Prinny, from Prinny: Can I be the Hero Dood?)
Prinper(A Prinny)
Prinny(Not a speaking part, just a nameless Prinny that's mentioned)
Etna (Laharl's Vassal)
Laharl(Overlord, duh)
Flonne(Fallen Angel)
Hanako(Etna's apprentice/ Laharl's vassal)
Narrator(As of every play)


Places
The Overlord's Kitchen
The Overlord's Game Room


Scene 1

Narrator: Etna, Laharl, Flonne and Hanako are playing a board game! The name of the game is Laharlopoly(like Monopoly) all four of them are sitting at a square, black table with the game board placed on top. The board looks very similar to normal Monopoly, but with a darker blue background color. Disgaea characters are in place of the properties. The game room is connected to the kitchen and throne room through hallways on parallel sides. Flonne has just tossed the dice and rolled an eight.

Flonne: One...two...three...four...five...six...seven...ei ght! Hmm, Laharl....I'll buy him!

Hanako: How much is he?

Laharl: Hey! You can't buy me!

Etna: Play the game, or don't play at all prince!

Laharl: Fine! Stupid game....

Etna: Yeah it's pretty stupid if they made it based on you!
(All of them except Laharl laugh.)

Laharl: Shut up!

Narrator: While the four of them are playing their game, or, mostly arguing the Prinnies are in the kitchen talking.

Prinpal: Well, at least the game keeps them occupied, dood.

Prinper: Yeah, so we don't have to bust our backs cooking outrageous meals, or-
(A scream comes from the other room)

Etna: PRINNIES! GET YOUR FEATHERY ASSES IN HERE!

Prinper: I spoke too soon, dood.

Scene 2

Narrator: Two hours later, the four of them are STILL trapped in an argument filled game of Laharlopoly.

Etna: Four-hundred hell for Flonne?!

Flonne: Yay!

Laharl: Why is Flonne the most expensive? That should be ME!

Hanako: I want it to be ME!

Laharl: It can't be you, we've had more screen time in the Disgaea games.

Etna: Better than it being you.

Laharl: Just buy the stupid thing!

Flonne: Hey!
(The Prinnies are once again in the kitchen talking, they both have ruffled feathers and an exhausted look.)

Prinper: Finally! Dood!

Prinpal: I can't believe she made us kill the Cave of Ordeals zombie king for zombie stew.
(A Prinny behind Prinpal and Prinper faints)

Prinpal: I think we're the only ones left, dood!

Prinper: Oh no! Dood!
(Another scream comes from the game room)

Etna: PRINNIES! GET YOUR ASSES IN GEAR AND GET ME SOME SODA!

Prinpal: Oh no! We forgot drinks dood!

Scene 3
Narrator: The game is nearing the end and Flonne is winning, both Prinnies have served up some Mysterious Seal soda, and Prinpal is limping back into the kitchen from the game room. Laharl has just rolled a three on the dice. Flonne has twenty hotels on her own space.

Laharl: One...two...three!

Laharl: I landed on....FLONNE?!

Flonne: That'll be..... ALL of your hell!

Laharl: Wait a minute! YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT MANY HOTELS ON ONE SPACE!

Etna: Stop acting like a sore loser prince!

Laharl: I quit! Hmph! I'm gonna go watch T.V.

Hanako: That sounds like a good idea!

Flonne: Wait for meeee!

Etna: PRINNIES CLE-

Hanako: Can I do it Etna?

Etna: Sure Hanako.
(Etna walks out of the room with Laharl and Flonne, Prinpal is the last Prinny alive in the kitchen)

Prinpal: No dood!
(Hanako yells into the kitchen)

Hanako: PRINNIES! CLEAN UP THIS MESS! NOW!

Prinpal: WHY ME DOOD?! WHY?! DOOD!
(This is said, while Prinpal is being dragged into the game room, to clean up the Laharlopoly board.)

FIN

By: Doopliss

Well, whaddya think? I don't know why it shows "eight" with a space between it, some sort of forumy glitch.
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Old 02-17-2010, 05:35 PM   #2
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I think it captures the lives of Laharl's vassals quite accurately, so I give it a 5/5.
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Old 02-17-2010, 08:53 PM   #3
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Thanks, this was the only time I actually enjoyed writing something, well I mean enjoyed the writing itself not just enjoying something related to the writing. If you understood that, good, but thanks again.
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